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the-toilet-whisperer:

if u ever get dysphoria from having to use gendered bathrooms just pretend ur a spy like “hehehe they all think I’m one of them”

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safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

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ownly-lownly:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

i also like how “lesbians” is huge and bolded, like that’s the worst thing up there.Kill your children? Alright. That’s fixable. Make some more.But becoming lesBIAN?? nO…. EVIL

ownly-lownly:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

i also like how “lesbians” is huge and bolded, like that’s the worst thing up there.
Kill your children? Alright. That’s fixable. Make some more.
But becoming lesBIAN?? nO…. EVIL

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treeofficial:

they have a nice thing going
mostly

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palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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schrodingersowen:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

 

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Look around your college classroom, spot the virgins.

See, this seems like a game until you skip over the girl with a short skirt and hair in front of her eyes because you heard last summer that she slept with like nineteen guys. You can’t see her hands, but they’re under the table, pulling a rosary through her fingers as she tries to wash the sin off her. She’s only ever kissed three people in her whole life and they’re all girls. She turned down the wrong guy and he told everyone she’s “a whore.” The label “slut” stuck to the bottom of her shoe and swallowed her up.

But that quiet girl who is always reading probably never touched someone else’s penis, you figure, because you don’t know that she goes home and strips down and pulls on tight black leather, you don’t know she’s got a set of whips that could make any set of knees quiver, you don’t know because she’s proud of what she does but she’s not stupid enough to let anyone know about it. She’s sexy, just not here, not where people judge.

See, the truth is: you have no idea who has lost their virginity, because it doesn’t change you. It doesn’t give you some kind of glow or superpower or stamp on your forehead. You know the feeling of waking up on your birthday and thinking “I don’t feel any older whatsoever”? That’s what maybe they’re all so afraid of you finding out: sex doesn’t change you. Sex doesn’t make you an animal, sex doesn’t suddenly make your relationship a million times more stable or intimate or romantic - it can’t fix what’s broken, although it can make the pain go away for a bit. Sex doesn’t really occur with eighty tea lights and a thick white rug. Sex is ugly and loud and frequently awkward, sex is excellent and breathtaking and when you wake up the next morning, you’re the exact same person. There’s not some magical connection with the person in bed beside you. Believe it or not, pregnancy isn’t some kind of punishment - but practice safe sex, get tested, don’t spread your germs around. They want to tell you, “Sex can ruin you” and I’ve heard that a lot as a little girl, that some boy would join me under my sheets and then dump me four days after, used, unhappy.

But I figured out that I’m not a fucking toy. Letting someone have sex with me is not letting them “use” me, because I’m not an object. My father said the issue lay in the fact “Men are insecure and need to know that they’re the best you ever had,” but I think that’s a steaming crock of absolute-wrong and if I didn’t tell the people I’m with how many others I’d slept beside, there would be literally no way for them to know my number, because I don’t rust, I don’t wear out, I don’t get bruised. I’m not a wilting fruit, I don’t go rotten.

But here’s the thing: some people connect sex and emotion. I don’t personally because I am probably secretly an ice storm in disguise, but I still respect my partner’s desires. If they’re the type to want love and sex to coincide, I let them. I don’t make fun, I don’t pull one-night-stands or friends-with-benefits, because it’s not their “reputation” I’m afraid for: it’s their heart I’m defending.

Here’s the thing: Instead of worrying about people’s “purity” and how it defines them as a person, worry instead about how you can protect other people’s emotions.

Because here’s the thing: look around your room and spot the virgins. Look harder. You can’t tell. Sex doesn’t alter people, it doesn’t make them act in a certain way nor dress in a certain manner. Sex and personality have nothing to do with each other. There’s a reason that virginity doesn’t show on someone’s face: because having sex doesn’t cause you to change.

"I lost my virginity to a boy I didn’t even love…" /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)
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passionpayne:

keep-calm-and-stay-swavey:

greekgosh:

someone called black people poor and i cant decide which gold iphone 5s to yell at them with?? sigh….

Use the one you can actaully unlock.. Oh wait they’re both stolen

not only are you fucking trash and a worthless piece of shit for adding that comment and having that mindset but so is your URL and you have a four column theme please shut the fuck up your uneducated ignorance is disgusting and useless

passionpayne:

keep-calm-and-stay-swavey:

greekgosh:

someone called black people poor and i cant decide which gold iphone 5s to yell at them with?? sigh….

Use the one you can actaully unlock.. Oh wait they’re both stolen

not only are you fucking trash and a worthless piece of shit for adding that comment and having that mindset but so is your URL and you have a four column theme please shut the fuck up your uneducated ignorance is disgusting and useless

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amateurcracksman:

entropysamples:

amateurcracksman:

Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.

That is so sweet I might just stab someone

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kamiexe:

chicken-fingers:

this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

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shedinjasexparty:

grumpclump:

Danny… what are you trying to do?

I don’t know but he’s doing it right

shedinjasexparty:

grumpclump:

Danny… what are you trying to do?

I don’t know but he’s doing it right

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ill fix this later