Hannibal Buress - (x)
This is why shouting at people who are ignorant doesn’t work.
"And within that journey she found herself"
Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
What if you were really excited to hear your online friend’s voice for the first time and you finally pick up the phone and it turns out they’re voiced by Vic Mignogna
This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr.
If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.
what about if we wanna actually fuck the police like hello officer u lookin hella fine u doin anything later how about me
you know i can’t on such short notice barack
the kind of conversation to have when holding a cosplayer at gunpoint
Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
I love period comics. They are so accurate and hilarious.
au where every boy in the 104th is in love with marco and so he has a harem of cute boys waiting on him hand and foot
What do you mean “au”?
j michael tatum is erwin smith and this was the first thing that came to mind
browsing tumblr while sad